Sven and Ole
Sven and Ole are walking down a street in Madison , Wisconsin , when and they
see a sign on a store that reads,
“Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.”
Sven says to his pal, “Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take
‘em back to Duluth , sell
‘em to our friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there, you be
quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin’
’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and try
to cheat us. Now, I’ll try not to sound like we’re from Minnesota .
They go in and Sven says with his best Wisconsin accent,”I’ll take 50 of
them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50
pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and ….”
The owner of the shop interrupts, “You’re from Minnesota , ain’t you?”
“Well…yeah,” says a surprised Sven. “How’d you know dat!”
“Because this is a dry-cleaners.”
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LOL! That is awesome!
I figured you would like that one. Hell, they voted for Franken in Minnesota